1. see how many pushups you can do on the moving floors before you reach the end
2. read every entry in the prayer book, including the arabic ones you can't read
3. read for 3 hours, finish 2 chapters of the densest studying material you've ever laid eyes on and half of your favorite novel. and everyone has a share.
4. pick your nose and put it on the nostril of the lady in the huge Dior ad on the wall. purel yourself.
5. feel bad about it, clean it up an hour later. purel again.
6. make a series of lengthy $1 texts to your girlfriend in America
7. lock yourself in the handicap bathroom to hide from the janitors for an hour. read some more while you're at it.
8. by morning, casually stroll by the security guards who had no idea that you were there the entire night, and head straight into the first shop to open to pensively look at every object they have for sale with no intention of buying anything as the mystefied shopkeepers eye you with guarded suspicion.
a first-hand account of a german model and a chinese-finn pup as they experience life in a beautiful paradise called talloires
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HAHAHA THE SECURITY GUARDS WOULD NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT THEM.
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